thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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