Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
