I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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