careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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