ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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