kristin has been a bad kristin
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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