This girl is more easily done than said...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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