"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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