Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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