check it out our google latitudes are spooning
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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