It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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