so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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