I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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