Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I came so hard my ears popped.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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