If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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