In the future we'll all be gay
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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