hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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