Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
no you cant smoke seaweed
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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