chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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