Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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