Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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