oh god the rape fog is back!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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