I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Where is the hickey?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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