I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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