That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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