what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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