i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
as a side note pls kill me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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