New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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