She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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