after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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