Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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