youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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You're breaking my sexual little heart
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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