i don't like sucking hair
Too much gin, very little bucket
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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