i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Randomize
