Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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