what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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