New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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