i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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