It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I stole a fireplace last night.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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