is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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