After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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