i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The air was thick with penises
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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