So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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