doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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