Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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