Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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