There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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