i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
one might say we're banned from that church
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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