i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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