Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.