He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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