question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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