I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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