Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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