is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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