Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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