I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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