One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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