literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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